Lady Expecting Jewels?

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Shoulda snatched me up before I fell in love with myself. I might have some ice cream , but I really don’t need anything more than time with me.  Simple expectations from my loyal self.  But no sex.  I am not that into me.

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    • They say when ya quit looking, it finds you. I quit looking 25 years ago. I think my soulmate’s a Scandanavian Midget who died in 1976 when the unicycle he was riding was hit by a helicopter. RIP, my love.

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